Humor Page.

We’ve always said that God made us with the ability to laugh, so why not do it more often. So please feel free to kick back and take a breather from the world and tickle your funny bone. If you have a joke to share, juts go to the bottom of the page and post it in the reply box…:)

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4 Responses to “Humor Page.”

  1. PastorMikeSays! October 21, 2012 at 5:06 pm #

    Q: What did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
    A: Make me one with everything.

  2. PastorMikeSays! October 21, 2012 at 5:07 pm #

    Wife: “Windows frozen.”
    Husband: “Pour some warm water over them.”
    Wife: “Computer completely screwed up now.”

  3. PastorMikeSays! October 21, 2012 at 11:37 pm #

    If I got a penny for everyone I’ve met who is as beautiful as you, I’d have all the money in the world.

    Some people have skeletons in their closet. I have a whole graveyard!

    I bet you I could stop gambling.

    I think I’m agnostic, but I haven’t decided.

    I can’t get enough minimalism.

    I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.

    Do ten millipedes equal one centipede?

    A liberal is just a conservative that hasn’t been mugged yet.

    If Helen Keller had ESP, would you say she had a fourth sense?

  4. PastorMikeSays! October 25, 2012 at 1:33 pm #

    *picture of a crazy manWays To Drive A Man Crazy*

    ~ Take the batteries out of all the remotes in the house.

    ~ Organize his workshop, bedroom, or other special place.

    ~ Bribe his faithful dog away from him with a steady diet of Ring Dings.

    ~ Shrink his underwear in the dryer and when he complains, innocently suggest that he’s gained a few pounds.

    ~ Stare at his forehead and when he notices, casually ask if there is any history of male pattern baldness on his mother’s side.

    ~ “Accidentally” fill the gas tank of his new Porsche with diesel.

    ~ Repeatedly misplace the cordless phone, preferably in a different room each time.

    ~ Repeatedly lose his cellular phone in restaurants around town.

    ~ Insist upon a lot of “meaningful conversations.”

    ~ Have your mother fly in for a month-long visit unannounced.

    ~ Reverse his contact lenses in their case.

    ~ Snip a small hole in his fishing waders, then follow him with a camera to capture his “sinking” on film.

    ~ Superglue the pages of his Sport Illustrated magazine together.

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