We’ve always said that God made us with the ability to laugh, so why not do it more often. So please feel free to kick back and take a breather from the world and tickle your funny bone. If you have a joke to share, juts go to the bottom of the page and post it in the reply box…:)
Your Christian resource center under one roof. 
Q: What did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything.
Wife: “Windows frozen.”
Husband: “Pour some warm water over them.”
Wife: “Computer completely screwed up now.”
If I got a penny for everyone I’ve met who is as beautiful as you, I’d have all the money in the world.
Some people have skeletons in their closet. I have a whole graveyard!
I bet you I could stop gambling.
I think I’m agnostic, but I haven’t decided.
I can’t get enough minimalism.
I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
Do ten millipedes equal one centipede?
A liberal is just a conservative that hasn’t been mugged yet.
If Helen Keller had ESP, would you say she had a fourth sense?
*picture of a crazy manWays To Drive A Man Crazy*
~ Take the batteries out of all the remotes in the house.
~ Organize his workshop, bedroom, or other special place.
~ Bribe his faithful dog away from him with a steady diet of Ring Dings.
~ Shrink his underwear in the dryer and when he complains, innocently suggest that he’s gained a few pounds.
~ Stare at his forehead and when he notices, casually ask if there is any history of male pattern baldness on his mother’s side.
~ “Accidentally” fill the gas tank of his new Porsche with diesel.
~ Repeatedly misplace the cordless phone, preferably in a different room each time.
~ Repeatedly lose his cellular phone in restaurants around town.
~ Insist upon a lot of “meaningful conversations.”
~ Have your mother fly in for a month-long visit unannounced.
~ Reverse his contact lenses in their case.
~ Snip a small hole in his fishing waders, then follow him with a camera to capture his “sinking” on film.
~ Superglue the pages of his Sport Illustrated magazine together.